The Dutch commentary is not coming through for the second time this evening. Do other countries also have this problem??
When you are the only friend who loves Eurovision
when a song sucks but gets twelve points anyway
When your favorite song barely gets any points
The return of glitter boobs
Now it’s time for the flag ceremony. This is a new edition. It’s a way of making the show just a little bit longer, just in case it decided to fly by.
portugal: music is not fireworks!
cyprus & ukraine: did you say fire? ;)
portugal: no…
cyprus & ukraine:
eurovision 2018 conclusions so far:
• no matter how hard we pray, there shall always be shitty ballads
• netherlands is half-texan
• sweden sends the same white guy with the same generic song every year
• moldova keepin it fresh n fun every year
• european law says there shall always be 1 vampire competing in eurovision every year
• scandinavia hasn’t lost its viking obsession since lordi won in 2006
Entirety of Europe during Esc 2018: So, The Netherlands must really love country music
Dutch people: Hone…stly
Thank you Sweden for existing!
malta stole a part of thanos infinity gauntlet
